Alternate Holiday Meals
The trouble that I have always had with the traditional turkey and all the side dishes - the mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, bread stuffing of any ilk, the gravy and the cranberry relish, and the eternal pearl onions in cheese sauce peculiar to my own family table at Thanksgiving and Christmas - is that all of them are, to put it plainly, very heavy. Very starchy; a veritable carbohydrate orgy. That my mother also leavened our traditional meal with green peas and carrots, and that others add that version of green beans melded with a can of cream-o-mushroom soup, sprinkle with crunchy fried onions out of another can . . . well it just doesn't help much. Especially the green-bean casserole doesn't help much; by the time you are done with it, it's as carb-laden as anything else.
Second trouble: making it all in abundance means a certain quantity of leftovers. Even baking the smallest turkey possible and being careful about calculating how many servings that the side dishes will yield - still means at least three or four nights of leftovers, if you have shared the bounty of the season and your table with just a few other people. Quite honestly, I'm pretty tired of it all by the weekend after Thanksgiving anyway. The traditional Thanksgiving dishes do not warm over very well - there I said it. Heretical, I know, but it's the plain truth. By the third pass through the microwave, even my own rye-bread stuffing has lost considerable appeal. In some years I was so tired of eternal turkey that for Christmas dinner we had practically anything else; roast duck or roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. I've even flirted with trying out roast goose. Now, that's the proper, Dickensian holiday roast bird for you - and at least, it would be a different flavor of leftover.
Some years, when I have celebrated the holiday alone, (I just didn't want to go to someone elses' house, ‘kay?) I have made Thanksgiving dinner into a solitary feast. In San Antonio, I'd go to the Sun Harvest Grocery, HEB Central Market, or to Whole Foods in the Quarry, and splurge on buying something exotic, just enough for one or two servings; fingering potatoes from France, a single Rock Cornish game hen, a quarter of a pound of baby squashes, every one the size of a quarter, a tiny pecan or pumpkin tart from the bakery counter; always something tempting that I had never tasted before, something expensive and special. That and a bottle of nice exotic white wine that I had never tasted before . . . a blissful solitary Thanksgiving dinner of your own beats the heck out of an uncomfortable time at the house of someone you hardly know. Trust me - been there, done both. Solitary is better.
This year, I hit on another interesting culinary option for Thanksgiving dinner, which split the difference - so to speak, by drawing on our favorite recipe for roast chicken, which involves making a butterfied chicken baked on a bed of sautéed onions layered on top of slices of sturdy sourdough bread. I did a half-batch of my rye-bread stuffing - which came out to about three cups of finished stuffing - and mounded it in the middle of the roasting pan. Then I butterflied two Rock Cornish game hens. Snip out the backbones with heavy kitchen shears, open the bird and press it more or less flat with the palm of your hand, and use the reserved backbones to make the gravy stock. Rub the top and bottom of the flattened game hen with olive oil, salt and pepper, and drape them skin-side up over the mound of stuffing. Pour about two tablespoons of lemon juice over the birds and bake at 350° for about an hour and twenty minutes. The juices from the baking hens will trickle down and moisten the stuffing, and any extra juice standing in the pan can be poured off into the gravy. It was magnificent - and the leftovers from this only lasted a day or so.
Yea on many (well, not actually that many) years ago when I was living in the female enlisted dorm at an Air Force base in Japan, another resident and friend had been gifted by a relative with a years' subscription to Gourmet Magazine. Possibly this relative hoped that my friend would come to appreciate fine up-scale dining, complicated recipes for exotic cuts of meat and rare vintages . . . or possibly even learn to cook. I can't with confidence say that this ever happened - we were twenty-somethings, living in a military dorm with a small basic kitchen overrun with cockroaches; nuking a Stouffers' frozen dinner of lobster Newburg and opening a bottle of Riunite was about as upscale as most of us were inclined to get.
Americans need jobs too - and this year I'd especially like to support local micro-businesses, hobbyists and artists, who make neat, tasteful, pleasingly-designed stuff and retail their wares at shows, fairs, market-days and craft shows. Starting about this time of year, there'll be any number of week-end Christmas markets and fairs in and around San Antonio. Who needs to get up in the wee hours of the day after Thanksgiving and shuffle off to the ginormous Big Box store in your sweat-pants and slippers just to stand in line with a couple of dozen other early risers, waiting for the doors to open. Instead, check out some of the local market days and Christmas fairs scheduled over the next four or five weekends.
New Braunfels starts off the shopping season with their Weihnachtsmarkt, or German Christmas Market at the New Braunfels Civic Center, over the weekend of November 19-21. This extravaganza benefits the Sophienburg Museum. Advanced admission tickets for one day or for the duration of the Christmas Market are available at the museum itself and a handful of other locations.
Fredericksburg also has a Christmas fair, the St. Nikolausmarkt, which runs for two days; this year it will be December 3-4, on the Market Square around the reconstructed Vereinskirche: food, shopping, Christmas lights and gluhwein - spiced hot wine to take the chill off. Admission is charged for the
Check out Christmas on the Square, in Goliad: it's also set for the first Saturday in December, December 4th. The square around the old courthouse is filled with booths and tables, with regional crafters selling everything from jewelry to BBQ tools with hand-turned antler handles. We were there last year, in time for the doggie costume contest, and Santa arriving, proudly mounted in the saddle of a "rein-steer."
Boerne does it one better than Fredericksburg, Gruene and Goliad - out there, they will have two weekends of Christmas shopping, December 10th to the 12th - that's the Holiday Christmas Market, and then the Cowboy Christmas Market on the following weekend, the 17th to the 19th. Boerne's market is held on the town square - an open space anchored by a bandstand and edged with tall pecan trees.
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So, off to Wurstfest in New Braunfels last weekend: an all out community celebration of suds and sausage-onna-stick, along with culinary explorations of deep-fried-anything . . . like Oreo cookies. (Seriously. I tasted one . . . not bad, really, but just because something can be done - doesn't mean that it ought to.) Although Wurstfest after dark on weekend evenings probably does get a little rowdy - in the daytime it still is very much a family-oriented, family friendly event. The music and the fairground rides, the face-painting and the funny hats appeal to all ages, and what is more - can all be enjoyed by all generations together.
After the fairground rides at Wurstfest, I thought the most popular part for children at Landa Park was either the stone walk alongside the Comal River or the long sloping lawn between the Wurstfest grounds and the riverbank. There were a handful of children amusing themselves by collecting pecans fallen from the trees, or lying down on the grass and rolling down the slope.
What other upcoming events and venues are there, which offer similar scope for family fun? Well, there are the seasonal waterparks, like the Schlitterbahn (also in
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It's axiomatic that if you actually live in a place that is storied, or famous, or a destination for out-of-town visitors, you can actually get kind of snobbish about those places that draw the tourists. Even stranger - you might actually spend years living in a city and never setting food in the places that people specifically come to visit. Well, you know - real life, having to earn a living, mow the lawn and walk the dog. All of those necessary activities will interfere with touristic appreciation of the high points of your particular metropolis. And . . . ugh . . . that's just for the tourists, Mac - WE actually live here! This possibly explains why my father and his parents lived down the street from a historic and fairly famous Southern California mission for decades . . . and never once set foot in the place.
I've actually gone both ways, in previous locations: when we lived in Athens - that is, Athens, Greece, courtesy of the USAF - we were heading downtown to the Akropolis and the old Plaka, the original village clustered around the bottom of the hill that it sat on - all the time. Loved living there, loved the classical ruins, shopping along the narrow streets and in the tiny stores in the old part of town. And by old part of town, in Athens that meant late medieval to the 19th century. But after a year spent in Seoul, ROK - again, courtesy of the USAF - all my Korean friends laughed at me, for I had never gone to any of the tourist spots in Seoul. I had traveled by them, or seen them from the street, or gone through the subway stop nearest them on my way to a job. But actually stop and visit . . . er, no. Places to go, studios to record an English sound-track in . . .
just because we have friends visiting from out of town who want to see the Riverwalk, or La Villita, or the Alamo itself. No - there are other reasons; either for research purposes, for political events, or just to take our neighbors' grandson to La Villita for trick-or-treat, and to the Riverwalk for the Halloween boat parade last weekend.
It reminded me again, of what a terribly pleasant place the Riverwalk is - and how very, very nice our fellow-citizens can be. We waited for the Halloween boat parade with a couple from Illinois, who were absolutely ecstatic about the mild weather - and how very pleasant the Riverwalk is, especially those reaches which are not yet wall to wall restaurants - but beautifully landscaped riverbank parks. Early evening is when the Riverwalk is at it's best. Twilight comes a little earlier, among the tall trees and down below street-level. The strings of lights twinkle on, among the leaves and reflect off the water, birds take shelter here and there, and people are heading in to dinner. There are days and times when I would not mind living in a place that overlooks the Riverwalk, of having that view for myself, every evening.
mage a German beer garden blended with a regional mid-west county fair, lightly sprinkled with your favorite Texas BBQ pit - the kind of place with a huge BBQ pit out in back, and everything served with home-made sauce - that's Wurstfest. Really, you haven't lived until you've listened to a Teutonic umpah band play "America the Beautiful." You might have, but you still would have missed a lot of the fun of it. We went last year, and will go again, of course; it's a couth and family-friendly excursion and only a short hop from San Antonio.
It's another one of those things about South Texas that visitors from other states might not know - that there was historically a strong German element which settled in this part of Texas. The very name ‘New Braunfels' ought to be a dead giveaway; the town was founded by a German nobleman, Prince Karl of Solms-Braunfels, who named it after his home castle.